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Sunday, 13 May 2012

God is watching you





U buy panties at Muthurwa market u come to fb & write
"I love Victoria Secrets" #GodIsWatchingU.
U r a married man/woman with 2 kids & on Fb u always claim to be single...dnt 4get
#GOD IS WATCHING.
21yrs old & ur dating a woman/man of 54yrs old,ur update says "Can't wait to see my baby" #Godiswatchingu(Is that ur baby or ur daddy/mummy?)
Ur heading ocha & stranded @ Machakos Country bus n u update "Flight Delayed"
#GodIsWatchinU
Ur drinking Flying Horse & Yokozuna yet u update Johnny Walker on the rocks
#GodIsWatchingU
Hakunanga stima kwenu but wen there no lyts in the estate ur the 1st to update,Damn kplc or f*#k kplc#Godiswatching.
Ur @ home watching inspekta mwala,u update "@nakumatt galleria watching The Hangover 4"(which has neva bin written)..remember #GodIsWatching.
Ur boyfriend has left ur house with a bodaboda & u update "drive carefully boo" #God is watching

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