Stop right there. 

I'm not heartless at ALL but when it's an absurd amount of money, you'd have to be a bit wary over people's intentions! So I ask...

What would you do if you won £ million pounds?

This is what I would do:

1)

2) 

3)Buy my parents a villa somewhere

4)Put some money in a trust fund for my children, brothers.

5) Give some to my mum, dad and close family.

6) Pay off my  loans

7) Give a substantial amount to various charities I support

8) FINALLY buy a car and an apartment in Knightsbridge (because i'm snooty like that. totes rah!)

9) American road trip! 

10) Put the rest in an account to build interest / re-develop houses

*sighs and looks out of the window in a morose fashion*

This is gonna happen soon???